We hope everyone’s having a great new year, and that you’re surviving the cold/heat/pleasantness, depending on your latitude. (I for one am trying to get everything updated before my apartment gets swept away in the torrential rains currently destroying Los Angeles. Water from the sky? Oh noes!)

In case you’ve been too busy enjoying the holidays to notice, I’m here to let you know that we’re up to a whopping chapter 8 of The Thickening. (Don’t miss chapters 6 and 7, too.)

We’ve got two - count ‘em, TWO! - new chapters of The Thickening for your cheesy reading pleasure: chapter 4 and chapter 5.
 

Also, there’s still a few glitches in the site, namely broken links. Gnome is a decent designer and a pretty good lawn ornament, but an amateur programmer, so these things are bound to happen. We’ve had a few helpful readers point out some of the errors of our ways - thanks guys! - but there’s probably a few more lurking around. If you run into anything that doesn’t work, email us at fonduepit{at}gmail{dot}com and give gnome hell.
 

Lastly, feel free to leave us comments. But as a warning, we’ve got spam bot issues, so comments are heavily moderated at the moment. We’re not ignoring you, we promise.