We’ve got two - count ‘em, TWO! - new chapters of The Thickening for your cheesy reading pleasure: chapter 4 and chapter 5.
 

Also, there’s still a few glitches in the site, namely broken links. Gnome is a decent designer and a pretty good lawn ornament, but an amateur programmer, so these things are bound to happen. We’ve had a few helpful readers point out some of the errors of our ways - thanks guys! - but there’s probably a few more lurking around. If you run into anything that doesn’t work, email us at fonduepit{at}gmail{dot}com and give gnome hell.
 

Lastly, feel free to leave us comments. But as a warning, we’ve got spam bot issues, so comments are heavily moderated at the moment. We’re not ignoring you, we promise.

The Fondue series was conceived as some lighthearted entertainment for ourselves and we always get a little giddy when someone thinks its a bit good.

There’s been two squee-worthy moments that have proved to me that (a) shit, I can actually write and should probably do that for a living  and (b) good fanfic never dies. The first squee-worthy moment was on ‘Defamer Australia’. Now I read Defamer every day and to find your work featured rather randomly is both humbling and entirely too weird. Oddly I’d never saved the link and on finding it again I was surprised by the nice comments. I was expecting to be torn apart! See for yourselves: http://www.defamer.com.au/2007/12/strangely_captivating_fan_fict/#more-268818

The second squee-worthy moment is that I discovered people talking about the Fondue on the GNW messageboards. I generally avoid messageboards but when I saw the ‘fanfic’ thread I thought, ‘hmm I wonder…’ and the responses blew me away! http://forums.ten.com.au/forums/thread.jspa?threadID=117242&start=0&tstart=0

So thank you, thank you, thank you for the positive feedback. Yeah I know fanfic is silly but when I’m not working and studying its a wonderful outlet and y’know there’s some perverse pleasure in having Paul McDermott kidnapped in a ridiculous manner by some idiotic felon…

…except in the latest installment of course since it’s all domestic stuff which is so much harder to write.

More soon though the cheese is only just melting

(insert fanfare, confetti and pinata)

The Fondue is back with an all new installment that’s being dragged from the sleep-deprived, work-ravaged and generally slightly mushy brain of Miss Monroe. 
 

I announce on this very day that it shall be called -
FONDUE 9: THE THICKENING
 

Will Fenny return to Brad?

Has Gina and Paul’s relationship stood the test of time?

How’s Troy doing?

Will Danny take his shirt off?

How can Greg possibly be written in?

All to be revealed soon…

A newer, shinier, better-designed home for everyone’s favorite globe-trotting, monkey-love-making, kidnapper-beating, fondue-loving, inappropriately-tattooed, perpetually-fucked-up five-some. And the plethora of other stories gnome and Harriet have written for your masochistic pleasure!